What would it be?
I'd have to go with a raptor. So many problems solved with a simple, oops... Bugger got off the leash again!
If you could have any pet
What would it be?
I'd have to go with a raptor. So many problems solved with a simple, oops... Bugger got off the leash again!
No pets for me. I've got enough things that eat and poop.....
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what if your inlaws would be your pets: then you could train them and punish bad behaviour *evil grin*
Yeah I mean raptors would also solve the inlaw problem but it'd be significantly messier. You think shock collars'd be allowed for the worst of them?
I want to have a cat again super bad, but my moving around situation would make it difficult. (Most places around here charge extra for pets :C)
ooooh i love the idea of shock collars for the in laws. can i shock them every time they make a really idiotic suggestion?
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if they're your pet: yes! You can even shock them when they look like they will give an idiotic suggestion
I wouldn't mind to have nibbler as pet, comes in handy when you need antimatter
Oooh, I could use some antimatter for my doomsday devices. Which reminds me, how about a pet Farnsworth?
hmm, keeping all the creases clean would be quite a chore, but on the other hand, he will probably invent something for that
You could get a Zoidberg for that but that probably wouldn't be good news, everybody, for all the furniture you'd have destroyed from ink spray.
Actually, I already have the ideal pet, it's a dog disguised as cat! It sits on command and you can take it for walks, but it uses a litterbox!
To be totally unoriginal and boring, I would love a cat. I've had cats most of my life, but I can't have them here. I live with my grandma, and she has two Rottweilers. The problem isn't that they chase cats, it's that they love them too much. All they want to do is play, but they get over excited, which makes the cats upset and nervous, which makes the dogs even more excited, and it ends not very pretty. Also, I have birds, so I would have to make sure the cat is not in the room when I let the birds out. Very tenuous indeed...
I want a cat too, but we're thinking differently in terms of scale. I want a big cat. Sabertooth or epicer.
my mum used to have a cat like that before i was born - don't know whether it sat on command but it did walk on a leeshOriginally Posted by Katleen Vranckx
To be honest i'm not sure what kind of pet i'd want theres upside and downsides to alot of them.
Dogs - friendly, playful love to cuddle but they need lots of walks and the have 'accidents' in the house you have to clear up
cats - think they own you not the other way round, can be friendly and cuddly or completly stuck up, Panthers and other big cats are gorgeous, but can easily take a bite out of you.
the only bird i'd ever consider is the fire lizards from the Pern books :P
but since i was watching Terry Pratchetts Hogfather last night the pet i would really want is Death of Rats since he was so cute in the tvfilm . . . . or possible Umbreon from pokemon :P
I'd like a dragon ... apart from being my national animal, im thinking how useful it would be - as transport, no traffic jams, no road tolls and no fuel stops yayyayyay not to mention that its fiery breath would solve a whole host of problems from in laws to cold callers lol
Wait, how would they solve cold-callers? Are these epic awesomesauce magic dragons that can fly through phone lines? Because man that'd be suweeeeettttt.
Lol I meant ones at thefront door Jon, we get loads of them here trying to make us change cable/gas/electric suppliers. But you're right, I foresee many problems of the molten plastic variety if I let my fiery friend answer the phone
Ohhhh. Yeah I live in I guess what you'd call a bedsit in Brooklyn... No door-to-door here, unless you count the delivery folks who leave menus. But they don't do it too often because this isn't the safest neighborhood to be coming up on doors and fiddling with knobs where you don't belong.Lol I meant ones at thefront door Jon, we get loads of them here trying to make us change cable/gas/electric suppliers. But you're right, I foresee many problems of the molten plastic variety if I let my fiery friend answer the phone
Still, I could really see a use for the Bible-thumpers on the subway annoying me when I go into the City. Bwahaha. No problem boss... You scream loudly about God and I'll hum quietly about dragon fire. We'll see which one quiets the other first.
Sphinx
The perfect pet!
(actually - this is dedicated to Cordelia, whose patience astounds me!!)
A gentleman was lonely and decided life would be more fun with a pet friend.
He went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual
pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede that came in a little
white box. He took the box and pet back home and the centipede settled in.
That night the fellow decided to take his new pet to the bar to have a drink. He
bent over the box and asked the little furry creature, "Would you like to go to
Frank's with me and have a beer?"
There was no answer from his new pet. This worried him a bit, but he waited a
few minutes and asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink
with me?"
Again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few
more minutes while assessing the situation. He decided to ask him one more time,
while putting his face up against the centipede's house, and shouting, "Hey,
in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?!!"
A little voice came out of the box, "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my
darn shoes on!"
Giant Cobra or a giant wolf spider.
Whichever one brings me closer to world domination and free coffee...
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